How Funny Cats Deal With Human Beings

How Funny Cats Deal With Human Beings

Cats are fascinating creatures. If you have read the famous Just-So story by Rudyard Kipling, entitled 'The Cat That Walked By Himself', you will appreciate the diversity of the feline character. One minute they are full of love - rubbing all over you and purring, and the next minute they are untouchable, cool and aloof. Here's what funny cats think about humans!

When you get sick, your human will take you to a vet. This is a nasty person who works in a place that stinks. When you see the cat carrier being taken out of the cupboard, run and hide in the garden. Your owner will catch you but you must put up a good fight when she or he puts you in the carrier.

On the way to the vet, meow as loudly as possible. If you can, put your claws through the carrier's bars and scratch the human. When you arrive at the vet, push yourself as far back in the carrier as you can. Also splay your legs out. They will really battle to get you out.

When you return home, your owners will try and give you medicine. Bolt when you hear the pill bottle rattling. When they try to force your mouth open, wriggle out of their clutches. Somehow they will get the pill in, but you've still got a trick up your sleeve - throw up on chair. For an even better result, a Persian rug would be preferable.

Waking up a sleeping human is a great game. Leap onto the bed and trample all over him or her while purring and meowing sweetly. If this doesn't work, try something more drastic. Clatter the blinds, knock over some pictures or sharpen your claws robustly on the bed. You will eventually win!

When your owners have guests, you must quickly detect the person who hates cats. Hop onto this lap as fast as you can. The guest who proclaims a love for cats should be completely shunned. Be aloof and unfriendly as they make stupid sounds to call you over. If this person continues, you might have to sharply nip his or her ankle. Be sure to follow every guest into the toilet and stare intently at them.

Finally, there will be times when you want to express your love for your owners. You can do this by presenting them with a disemboweled rodent, garden snake or a rodent. The expressions on their faces will show their appreciation. See just how funny cats can be! Lovers of all things cat and humorous, should spend a while enjoying a funny cat video.

How many times a day do I feed my cat?

How many times a day do I feed my cat?

There are several feeding methods that can be used when feeding cats. One option would be to feed your cat free-choice. Free-choice feeding involves having a surplus of food available for your cat at all times. This enables your cat to eat as much as he wants, when he desires to eat. 

This method works well with dry food, as wet foods will have a tendency to spoil if left for long periods of time (such as for more than an hour). Cats are generally fairly good at being able to regulate the amount that they eat so that their energy needs are met; however, some cats may not do as well with this type of feeding method and may have a tendency to become overweight. 

If your cat is not particularly good at regulating himself, you may also consider a portion controlled feeding regimen. This involves measuring the amount you are feeding, providing two or three small meals throughout the day, and allowing your cat to eat at will. Portion controlled feeding allows you to monitor the amount you are feeding, so that your cat maintains an ideal body condition. 

Your cat’s body condition is probably the best indicator for the type of feeding regimen you select. If your cat tends to be underweight, the free-choice method may be the best for your cat. However, if your cat tends to be on the heavy side, it would be best to use a portion controlled feeding plan, so you can control the number of calories your cat receives on a daily basis.

About Cats Training Methods

About Cats Training Methods

Some non-cat lovers cannot fathom the reason why people spend extravagant amounts of money on their pets. They believe that it is not worth it if cats cannot learn tricks.

Indeed, cats may seem to project that impression of independence and sophistication, apparently having a mind of their own. They think that unlike dogs, cats seem so conceited that it they may not take commands easily. These beliefs were even made worse by people who said that they had tried to train cats and everything went haywire.

What these people do not know about cats is that they can be trained just like dogs. The only problem is that people tend to go about the process the wrong way. In turn, cats get confused, having the tricks all mixed up.

Whether or not people want to train a cat, a dog, or any kind of animal, what matters most is that people should know what they want their pets to learn so that their pets will not be confused.

In order to train cats, it is extremely important to learn patience and to give more time to the process. This is because cats, like dogs, are not humans who have the full intellect to grasp things easily and comprehensively.

Many experts contend that cats can respond well with "positive reinforcements". However, what most pet trainers will tell you about cats, is that they will respond better if there are "treats" which are used as "rewards". The key is to have the treats ready when the cat has performed the required command.

Also, it would be better if cat owners would let their cats learn the tricks one at a time. And just like any training method, it is important for the trainer to be constant with his training methods so that the cat will not be confused.

In addition, it is best to let the cats learn the tricks at their own pace. Trainers or cat owners should never be pushy and want results in an instant. One thing about cats you should know is that patience is the number one attribute of a good trainer!

So, when teaching tricks to your cat, it is best that you have these three important characteristics in mind: patience, time, and treats!