How Funny Cats Deal With Human Beings
Cats are fascinating creatures. If you have read the famous Just-So story by Rudyard Kipling, entitled 'The Cat That Walked By Himself', you will appreciate the diversity of the feline character. One minute they are full of love - rubbing all over you and purring, and the next minute they are untouchable, cool and aloof. Here's what funny cats think about humans!
When you get sick, your human will take you to a vet. This is a nasty person who works in a place that stinks. When you see the cat carrier being taken out of the cupboard, run and hide in the garden. Your owner will catch you but you must put up a good fight when she or he puts you in the carrier.
On the way to the vet, meow as loudly as possible. If you can, put your claws through the carrier's bars and scratch the human. When you arrive at the vet, push yourself as far back in the carrier as you can. Also splay your legs out. They will really battle to get you out.
When you return home, your owners will try and give you medicine. Bolt when you hear the pill bottle rattling. When they try to force your mouth open, wriggle out of their clutches. Somehow they will get the pill in, but you've still got a trick up your sleeve - throw up on chair. For an even better result, a Persian rug would be preferable.
Waking up a sleeping human is a great game. Leap onto the bed and trample all over him or her while purring and meowing sweetly. If this doesn't work, try something more drastic. Clatter the blinds, knock over some pictures or sharpen your claws robustly on the bed. You will eventually win!
When your owners have guests, you must quickly detect the person who hates cats. Hop onto this lap as fast as you can. The guest who proclaims a love for cats should be completely shunned. Be aloof and unfriendly as they make stupid sounds to call you over. If this person continues, you might have to sharply nip his or her ankle. Be sure to follow every guest into the toilet and stare intently at them.
Finally, there will be times when you want to express your love for your owners. You can do this by presenting them with a disemboweled rodent, garden snake or a rodent. The expressions on their faces will show their appreciation. See just how funny cats can be!
Lovers of all things cat and humorous, should spend a while enjoying a funny cat video.
